I live in a country where...

Here is a list of weird things that you regularly come across when you live in South Korea.  Any other waygooks can probably relate to a lot of these and can probably add a few of their own.  Enjoy.

1. I live in a country where children have perms and grown men have bowl-cuts.
2. I live in a country where SPAM is considered a legitimate food source.
3. I live in a country where cardboard is a cash crop controlled by grannies.
4. I live in a country wear couples feel the need to dress in identical sweaters in public.
5. I live in a country where the term "bed-time" does not exist.
6. I live in a country where coats are worn inside.
7. I live in a country of unnatural runners
8. I live in a country where the bigger the visor, the bigger the swagger.
9. I live in a country where every meal, they bring so many dishes that run into the same problem of running out of room on the table... yet no one has taken the time to figure out a solution.
10. I live in a country where the work days are longer and the productivity is lower.
11. I live in a country more obsessed with Tony Stark than his alias Iron Man.
12.  I live in a country where life-jackets and hats are required at all times in waterparks.
13.  I live in a country where khakis and jeans are acceptable beachwear.
14.  I live in a country where the word election is pronounced erection.  And it's hilarious.
15.  I live in a country where it is socially acceptable to pass out anywhere, on any day, at any time.
16.  I live in a country where sleeping with a fan on results in certain death.
17.  I live in a country where every black man is Obama.
18.  I live in a country where every building is like a House of Mirrors.
19.  I live in a country where it is "Nice to meet you"...every....single....time.
20.  I live in a country where it's more common to see people holding umbrellas when the sun's out.
21.  I live in a country where Party Rock Anthem is also the National Anthem.
22.  I live in a country where everything is written in English...terrible, terrible English.
23.  I live in a country that thinks all we do in the West is sit in coffee shops and ice-cream parlours.
24.  I live in a country where people own mirrors and cameras that can also make phone calls.
25.  I live in a country where 80% of their vegetables are pickled.
26.  I live in a country where talking on public transport is illegal.
27.  I live in a country where the government decides your body temperature.
28.  I live in a country covered in a neon lights and pondering how they are going to solve their "energy crisis"
29.  I live in a country where every bus converts to a karaoke room at the flick of a switch.
30.  I live in a country that finds it hilarious to stick their fingers up peoples' butts. *Dong-Chim*
31. I live in a country where everyone knows what really goes on in DVD rooms.
32. I live in a country where Jason Statham is a national hero.
33. I live in a country where men openly blow-dry and comb their pubic hair in bathhouses.
34. I live in a country where there are entire TV channels dedicated to broadcasting Starcraft.
35.I live in a country where traffic is controlled by mannequins.
36. I live in a country where the Taste of Africa at McDonald's is a six-pack of nuggets.
37. I live in a country where nobody jay-walks.
38. I live in a country that thinks Westerners eat pickles with every meal.
39. I live in a country where you only need a seatbelt in the front seat of a car.
40.  I live in a country that thinks rain water makes your hair fall out.